In a Helm's Deep redux, Stedsmen storm the castle as the staff tries to hold out on the annual paintball trip.

One of the most fun afternoons of the Spring, the dorm paintballing event is a great way to escape the barrage of homework... by taking on a barrage of paintballs. The Gentlemen of St. Ed's head to a local paintball course to prove their markmanship. St. Edward, ever the academic, doesn't miss the opportunity to impart some wisdom either; the outing is accompanied by a short lecture from a distinguished speaker.